alopecia moment

a universal moment in everyone’s life when u suspect ur hair of thinning or falling out.

I over processed my hair and it fell out. I had a box dye induced alopecia moment.

by 2 sexy chocolates July 09, 2024

Gigi Moment

When the brain begins to malfunctioning causing the individual to act obtuse and abnormally stupid.

Wait you're actually 28?!" "you just had a gigi moment"

by Gigi dumb March 02, 2021

2255 moment

When, under the influence of some form of alcohol or drug you come across a blinding revelation that seems like it's the most fascinating, mindblowing and important thing in the world, until you sober up when it seems rather trivial. Like seeing a digital clock with the time 22:55 reflected in a window and realising that the reflection also says 22:55...

Hey Nadia, holy shit did you ever notice that if you spell your name backwards it's the same as my name?

Wow Aidan, no but that was a real '2255 moment'.

by kdog137 February 15, 2021

jamie moment

When the retardation in your kicks in but doesn't stop for a number of years, while you seem to be somewhat intelligent, your a fucking retard

Ahahha that's a fucking Jamie Moment bro

by B-69 December 08, 2020

Shrimpster Moment

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.

My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

by Joemama10000 March 09, 2023

James moment

Doing/saying something that is seen as retarded or unintelligent

James moment is when someone shows signs of having or showing a low level of intelligence.

by Nigmaster69 May 07, 2021

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2024