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Middle school

A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3

get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.

This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies

Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.
Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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Mission Middle School

Gay ass school that is being modernized after like 60 fucking years. A couple rats, ho after ho and no real gangstas. vaping in bathrooms, weak ass fights. 98% beaners. Overall, it's a good fucking school and you won't regret spending 3 years of life here.
Foo 1: you went to mission Middle school ? shit how much per g
Foo 2: $8
Foo 3: fuck rats
Successful Student: I am surrounded by retards
by Diego soto June 30, 2019
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Middle Finger

It means ur loyal to one and one girl or boy only.
Using a middle finger in a phone= u loyal asf
by YFWMFRR April 27, 2023
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Discovery Middle School

A bunch of white rich kids who are assholes. they all win in every sport cause they’re parents put them in a rich club or team all their life. all they care about is cheer and football and all the girls are full of drama and they’re all bitches. And all the white guys think moaning is the funniest thing on earth…
Jason:(example) Yo what school do you go to bro??

Max:(example) discovery middle school!!

Jason:(example) oh so you’re a stuck up rich asshole?
by jus_thefacts July 8, 2022
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Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash
I went to Delay middle school from 6th to 8th grade
by Guw0p July 10, 2019
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