veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you can't find it anywhere, it must be in your bag

Person A: "I lost my bag!"
Person B: "Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag"

by Mr. Memeologist October 06, 2018