grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

These hands

to induce a fight with your fists

If that bitch don't shut the fuck up they finna see the power of these hands

by STL446 May 21, 2023

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023

twinkle hands

twinkly eva

“twinkle hands is emo”

by i AM the silly August 11, 2023