Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.

Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it

by skidii March 27, 2025

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

zebra-caked

An NBA referee is responsible for enforcing the rules of the game, ensuring fair play, and managing the flow of the game. They make split-second decisions on fouls, violations, and other infractions, while also managing the game clock, time-outs, and substitutions. Referees maintain communication with coaches and players, and may consult with other officials and video replay systems for controversial calls.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Key Responsibilities:
* Making decisions quickly: Referees must make fast, accurate decisions based on their observations of the game.
* an NBA referee with remarkable whistle jizz speed...

"The ref right their is hella zebra-caked up"

Definition: A caked up referee in uni!!!

2. Hard ass whistle blow deafening the crowd

3.Consulting with other officials: Referees may consult with other officials on the court or in the replay room for controversial calls.

by @TheDangerousPeni May 21, 2025