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BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
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The Bad Kind of Trampolining

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.
Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.
by DumbassOofGuy April 7, 2021
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Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.
Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it
by milesmoore February 3, 2022
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A very bad kid

A very bad kid is someone you makes their friends cat leave them.
by Thegodofwordsandonlyspeaktruth February 1, 2020
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badness

When somebody is cool or seen as a badman e.g Jay devalda
jay-“yo keir cos i’m on badness i’m gonna get sturdy
by bigkrs August 12, 2022
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Badness

Evil, the abudance of evil, the lack of goodness.
If someone really were evil, they would have to say "Oh my badness" every time something happened that seemed to suprise them instead of "Oh my goodness" if they were a straightforward kind of evil, but reality doesn't quite work that way.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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down bad

you like somebody a lot and want to be with them
jacob is down bad for the dog
by FSafasf December 9, 2021
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