Revenge baby

When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.

Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."

Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."

by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021

Baby Kangaroo

When a male flips his erect penis up while wearing nothing but his underwear then proceeding to go into a public space, put on in Australian accent and hop around like a kangaroo

Mommy what's that man doing?

Mom: he's just baby Kangarooing

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

baby dick

A small penis, no character, lacks substance, unable to pleasure a woman. Known to engage in homo sexual activity and are chronic punk ass bitches who whine and cry in public.

That baby dick punk don't know how to hustle or make a woman feel like pleasure.

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Skull Baby

A baby that was rejected by baby snatchers because of a resemblance to a skull

"Ooh what a nice baby. Imma take that one home."

"Oh no Keith, that's a skull baby. Take a gander at the massive dome."
"Too right Jarred. I'll look elsewhere then."

by lorddefiance March 7, 2022

Teleporting babies

they are VERY famous

teleporting babies are life

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

cutie baby

adam is a cutie baby, the cutest baby

adam you are so cute, you’re a cutie baby

by fifiknowsall May 20, 2021

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021