Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.

" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".

by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021

Anal Without Lube

When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass

Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 5, 2024

anal bomb

It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.

Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.

by patb2009 May 15, 2014

anal

anal feels good

mhm grass loves anal, give him anal. now.

by grassmilk June 11, 2024

Anal O's

Blowing smoke rings out of your ass

I won the vape comp with my Anal O's

by Big - E September 30, 2016

Scroto Anale

The Scroto Anale is what you can call your "Anal Suck Ball". Literally your suck in your anus.

Se non te stai zitto te stacco la giugulare e te la spacco sullo scroto anale.

by ColafuckingBlast February 20, 2018