Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.

“Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”

by FoodThief July 1, 2018

anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality

"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Anal Buccaneer

A Booty Pirate, traversing the social sea's to introduce females to Anal.

Damn she's 40 now but her ass is still tight as glove, said the Anal Buccaneer.

by Anal Buccaneer April 18, 2020

anal linguist

Someone who licks assholes

He wasn't just a cocksucker… he was an anal linguist, as well

by Marce! February 12, 2021

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anal sex in BattleAsya Bedwars

Hey dont invite GodJustSaidSike#3014 to our bw anal session

by TandemMC September 5, 2021

Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.

I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025