The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
by phatsauce February 12, 2014

When a woman is fingering herself and then uses the vaginal juices to give their partner a Wet Willy.
She was playing with her self last night, then out of no where she stuck her wet fingers in my ear and gave me a Wet Jilly.
by CutterLad May 24, 2025

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
Person 2- You are fucked my ni...
Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*
by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

by Jane Wick July 3, 2019
