fake ass hoe

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014

hoe someone out

To verbally abuse, ridicule, or yell at someone, usually in a public setting and in a righteous manner.

Man, she hoe'd her out last night when she caught her foolin' with her man.
I hope she don't hoe someone out when she finds out her car's been towed.

by Gigi3712 November 5, 2013

swan-necked hoe

Very rare; the highest level of hoe. These are the most beautiful and classy ladies you will ever find but, you can never have. Usually found in texas. Will be dripping with diamonds at all times and dressed in only the very best. They usually travel in small groups known as a bevy. This species does not intermingle with lower species such as a mud duck or swamp pigeon.

the only known living examples of the swan-necked hoe are katherine, christian, and angela.

by dj8up May 6, 2008

duffle bag hoe

hoe who is homeless and smells as bad as a gym bag

I blew my load on that duffle bag hoe for half a turkey sandwitch.

by big nigg heff May 29, 2009

ratted out hoe

a sorry excuse for a female,she will fuk everybody and anybody.ANYBODY.a hoe who sucks fuks jerks kiss touch nd talks to dick.

'ay yo marco,there yo guh ashley'
'hell naw..not no mo.she a ratted out hoe now'

by 918 l blocc May 22, 2007

Back row hoe

Somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front.

me- Dude I handed her my pack of stride gum and she took from the back row while four perfectly good pieces sat int he front.
Steve- wow what a back row hoe
me- I know right?!

by ((I'm-watching-you)) February 25, 2010

hoe-ti-fied

The word hoe-ti-fied means that a man has behaved in a scary, feminine, on unmanly manner.

To employ feminine behavior.

To adopt feminine ways.

To become Shook.

C wanted to have sex with Mike, but he was acting so hoe-ti-fied that she just freaked me instead. =D

Jim talked tough in the bar, but once we stepped outside, he began to act hoe-ti-fied.

by Shice April 27, 2009