Blue light special

Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.

When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.

by N310w March 5, 2023

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

Red State Blues

When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.

If you live in a state that voted for bush and you're gay you must got some red state blues

by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010

Transfer Student Blues

When you transfer from one 4-year University to another and end up being miserable.

The transfer student blues are worse the longer you wait to transfer as you find it increasingly difficult to forge friendships that were once naturally easy to acquire. The workload becomes rigorous and you find it difficult to motivate yourself to do the work as a result of the soul-crushing despair.

Unfortunately, the blues never subside and you are left to wonder why you transferred out in the first place. The blues are most prevalent when one transfers from a small close-knit university to a large university where you are just a number.

I transferred from a small liberal arts college to Michigan State and I am experiencing the Transfer student blues. This is my last semester and I hardly know anybody. I used to enjoy going downtown and getting wasted with my crew. Now, I just stay in my 1-bedroom apartment and smoke weed while watching re-runs of South Park. The Transfer Student Blues suck and I just can't wait to graduate-If I make it out in one piece!

by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013

Blue Collar Psychiatrist

bartender, or server of alchoholic beverages extending great knowledge of whiskey

Man, I'm pretty depressed my old lady left again, think I'll go see the blue collar psychiatrist

by oorah72 November 26, 2010

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.

Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer

by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019