Serc-Myers Syndrome

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

Dirty dick syndrome

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Paint Drying Syndrome

When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.

This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons

While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work

Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"

by A bored English student January 15, 2014

Big Box Syndrome

A type of psychological affliction that causes a person to only be able to over-shop at “Big Box” stores where anything under the Sun can be purchased which fuels the compulsive hoarding difficulties the person already struggles with.

I have a close relative who is suffering with Big Box Syndrome and it is a fine disorder indeed when another person has it and you are the lucky recipient of their generosity emanating from their pathetic and uncontrollable overspending!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)

Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome

by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017

Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

by User133742069 October 15, 2023

Mario Party Syndrome

What happens to the palm of your hand after playing minigames in Mario Party that involve rotating the joy stick. Symptoms include soreness in the palm and/or a red mark where the joy stick was rotated.

After playing Mari Party for several hours, Jose began to experience Mario Party syndrome on his right hand.

by Itsa Mea Mario January 13, 2010