When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
Get the Two-headed turkeymug. 
A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.
by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020
Get the Leora Two-screensmug. by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023
Get the Two mercuriesmug. A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo June 11, 2011
Get the Tulsa One Twomug. Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Get the Two Facemug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teethmug.