My simp was simping
by Elon18298382 February 25, 2023
Get the Simp mug.Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE
by innocent friend February 27, 2023
Get the SIMP mug.Simp (relationship) someone who goes all out for their partner. Does what they are supposed to do and some; From attention , gift giving .. but it should work both ways. And when single it is the opposite. Many people give the term a bad rap and are merely getting the term confused with a PICK ME (whom is way worst). Try to stay away from being a single simp if you’re not getting it back in return but Always get simped for.
by SimpForMe March 4, 2023
Get the Simp mug.by THEWHITEPEOPLEHATER March 6, 2023
Get the SIMP mug.Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Verb:
"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"
Noun:
"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"
Noun:
"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
by Qpwo_Tpwo March 8, 2023
Get the Simp mug.A simp is someone who shows women amazing affection and puts her before everyone and gives her utter attention being a simp is proven to heal the soul and make mental health better it is also proven to make the woman fall madly in love with you
He is such a simp!
by Alianaaaahir March 9, 2023
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava
by WilliamGoldsmith March 11, 2023
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