He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
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Person 1:"ahh man I just stepped in a large pile of monkey dung."
Person 2:"don't you mean monkey fodder?"
Person 2:"don't you mean monkey fodder?"
by kulelime January 14, 2011
Get the monkey fodder mug.Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.
by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011
Get the Monkey Slinging mug.is a term of endearment. Given to a fat/chubby person who has won alot of money. Or has been very lucky. A london/south east term. Normally used with a brash cockney accent.
'Jon' Ive just won 500 quid on the roulette machine. 'Alf' You monkey cherub, ive only ever won 50 knicker
by HarryTroy April 2, 2011
Get the Monkey Cherub mug.One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )
by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011
Get the monkey van mug.To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.
Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
by little billy boy November 22, 2011
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