daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

daniel ilori

Is black, kappapride

Oh Daniel Ilori? He is kappapride<3

by MegaFGT December 11, 2016

jack the daniel

1. The act of jerking off; Masturbation

1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.

by peterparker430 November 02, 2022

daniel collier

the legend that holds great powers and has an impact on girls when they see him, he is unknown which where he originated from but they say he came for Australia

That guy walking past us is such a "daniel collier"

by kaoticmatrix May 07, 2016

Daniel the freak

A large sexy man with a fat cock, presumably hairy and short. he loves to goon and edge on urban dictionary words. he doesnt like to talk, but when you bring up anime. he comes alive. jumps out of his clothes and starts humping your leg. he has a anime body pillow that he keeps under his bed. he has a vast collection of Cock rings fit for every purpose. he also has a huge hairy ass

donavan: is that Daniel the freak?
Jack: dude what the hell, why is his ass so big?????
Donavan: idk, i can see that shit from the back

by evilsecretaccount60 October 02, 2024

simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh February 27, 2018

Nico Daniel Fernandez

the best friend youll ever have. A Nico will always be there for you no matter what.

"Nico Daniel Fernandez is the best, he will always be my favorite

by Ovalpoopman132 December 09, 2022