NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

November 1

Kiss your gf/bf

Boy: Hey can I kiss you?

Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s kiss your bf/gf day on November 1

by Ary1233 October 30, 2021

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by Gabrooo November 14, 2021

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The final boss of bordem

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by Iso Mellow January 14, 2025

15-1

When you lose your fantasy football championship

15-1 is 15wins 1loss. Manny was undefeated going into the chip and lost to yumar.

by HELLFISHtriplecrownwinner January 3, 2023

June 1

The day Captain Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp won his case against ‘my dog stepped on a bee’ Amber Turd

Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd

Bob : ……

by Whatname June 2, 2022

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by lolara July 19, 2021