Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021

Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time

"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020

National Kiss Day

September 15th 2019 is national kiss day! (Girls and boys alike)

"Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"

by YoDaniel September 15, 2019

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

Viper kiss

When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.

She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!

by PuggyJones April 8, 2016

Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018