1 2 buckle my shoe

A song sung by a man with Nike kicks in the forest also a world wide meme

Person 1: Look at my 1 2 buckle my shoe.
Person 2: Wow those are very cool!

by anonymous February 25, 2024

+1

+1

Oh would you stop +1ing

by Nanandsha September 27, 2021

Rate the Stache 1-10

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.

"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"

by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025

1 man band

Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout

I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!

by Kcboommm May 13, 2024

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

Person -1

The first person to ever exist. He died next to his partner Person 0, which got shot seconds later in the Great Person War, against the Anti-Persons.

Person 1: I saw Person 0
Person 2: what
Person 1: I also saw Person -1
Person 3: how did i get here but also what

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022