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juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.
Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!
by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017
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Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
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old nigga syndrome

when a young nigga feel like a old nigga cause a young nigga got them old nigga pains
by Sugarly February 15, 2019
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The Typical Grace Syndrome

The Typical Grace Syndrome is when you are so invested in anything else but reading chat, that when you check again you only read half of it or just read it completely wrong.
"did she even read the message?" no only half thats the Typical Grace Syndrome
by JustALoneGinger May 8, 2021
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Corgi Leg Syndrome

A condition in which the subject's legs are equal to less than half of their entire height. See also: Damn Short.
Oh snap, Sasha got her some Corgi Leg Syndrome going on!
by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011
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Office Girl Syndrome

A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.

In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.

This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
by larsonnist November 11, 2012
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Mario Party Syndrome

What happens to the palm of your hand after playing minigames in Mario Party that involve rotating the joy stick. Symptoms include soreness in the palm and/or a red mark where the joy stick was rotated.
After playing Mari Party for several hours, Jose began to experience Mario Party syndrome on his right hand.
by Itsa Mea Mario January 13, 2010
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