Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts
That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!
by LeanSay August 08, 2009
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douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
by FunkyVs December 26, 2013
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transitional douche

A man that easily flows from one woman to the other without hesitation
Greg and Trevor are just transitional douche with no conscience
by Gfndog May 07, 2015
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 17, 2010
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