cake

something delicious

guy 1: i like cake
guy 2: me to
they both became friends

by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021

cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

beautiful little rice cake

When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.

I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!

by Ricecakelover May 23, 2018

Icing the cake

To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).

Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.

Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.

by SilentlyT July 15, 2024

Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11

Please help me I was in a chocolate cake

by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019