An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
by Sloviak Argonian May 3, 2011
Get the Russian Time-Bombmug. 1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
Get the Atomic Ass Bombmug. by AlexNigga July 9, 2012
Get the X-Bomb(s)mug. When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.
Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.
by Constitution/B-Guard June 16, 2010
Get the United Arab Emirates A-Bombmug. A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019
Get the shock and awe electoral bombingmug. after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
by mikey1877 May 16, 2010
Get the carpet bombmug. A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.
The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.
The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.
In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.
The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.
In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
by myoldways April 10, 2009
Get the Who Would Jesus Bomb?mug.