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Atomic Ass Bomb

1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.

2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!

2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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bomb up dil

1. To get laid, as in to have intercourse. Also, the direct translation is to explode your penis in a vagina. AKA 'B (up arrow) D' or the most reknown way of writing it is to draw a bomb, with an (up arrow), then a dildo, or a penis-like object.

2. Used as slang for everything, and anything.

3. Can also be combined with other words, such as "bomb up shop", "bomb up school", "bomb up poop". Origins are only known to Adrian Pierce and Adam Simpson of HHS Class of '05.
"BOMB UP DIL!!!" ; used as a shout-out.

"I got bombed-up-dill with that chick last night."

(seen as a defacement on public property)
by Mo-Mo! July 15, 2008
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X-Bomb(s)

Homey1: Hey I fucked this girl anal and she has a tight X-Bomb(s)

Homey2:Nigga you gay

Rectum
by AlexNigga July 9, 2012
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United Arab Emirates A-Bomb

When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.
Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.
by Constitution/B-Guard June 16, 2010
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A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”
I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019
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carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
by mikey1877 May 16, 2010
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.

The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.

The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.

In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
by myoldways April 10, 2009
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