The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

by nicholas11111 May 8, 2020

bear back

bear back is railing a guy or girl from the back while you are scratching their back to make the bear back.

Last night, she pulled out a strap on and totally bear backed me.

by clit slit September 3, 2021

Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 22, 2011

Bear Atkinson

This is what you call the kid in the back of class who makes cat noises. Be careful, because if he starts to like you he will grab your leg!

That kid is such a bear atkinson

by British_Turtle May 4, 2023

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Bear

Known as a trash player in league of legends history. Beware of this player, you will not win games because of the amount of deaths he will obtain. That would definitely trigger you and cause teammates to FF @ 15.

Bear is trash, don't expect him to carry.
This noob is so bad, must be a Bear.

by awizcarriesbear February 5, 2021