Wet

KMJ’s wife

Person 1:Is water wet?
KMJ: My wife makes me wet
Person 1: So your wife is water? daaamn

by Summalummadingdong March 11, 2024

Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.

I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.

by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Wet Black

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.

Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.

"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"

by RivSab October 22, 2023

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.

I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.

by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019