Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

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Get the Two shakesmug.

My two babies Shan and Syakeel

by Handle100 August 10, 2023

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Get the My two babies Shan and Syakeelmug.

Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.

arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!

by Professional Labour Hater February 9, 2025

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Get the Two tier kiermug.

Two fingers up

You want to suck your homies cock

You show two fingers up your homie is going to suck you off

by Kirjastorunkkari666 June 6, 2022

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Get the Two fingers upmug.

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

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