Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 24, 2020
A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.
by Professional Labour Hater February 09, 2025
'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'
'Six and two threes, they're both shite'
'Six and two threes, they're both shite'
by Scorer1982 February 06, 2015
by Oh Ryan January 05, 2009
Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon April 26, 2018
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 22, 2022
My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 11, 2011