Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

co-grandnibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017

grandfather-in-law

A grandfather of one's spouse.

My grandfather-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Isaac's Law

The idea that anything in the universe can be explained by a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.

"What is the chance that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."

by maths? more like no May 1, 2024