Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible

Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!

by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020

glossy taco

When simply nailogical puts a nail polish glossy top coat on her nails-

And now we gonna add a nice thick coat of glossy taco!

by Simply squad July 30, 2017

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Homeboy Tacos

Tacos made by your black or African American male friend.

Andre is having taco Tuesday at his house, we call them homeboy tacos because they aren't authentic Mexican tacos.

by Squeakyvoiceovers April 25, 2025

TACO

Trump Aways Chickens Out

Don't worry the tariffs will end, TACO.

by John94114 May 31, 2025