by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023
Get the Sinnott's Lawmug. Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.
The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.
The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.
liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.
by bostoncasey April 27, 2019
Get the pommer's lawmug. The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 28, 2022
Get the In-law Zonedmug. The spouse of one's great-great-grandchild.
My great-great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the great-great-grandchild-in-lawmug. Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe’s Lawmug. Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children
by Cwilther February 28, 2024
Get the Mackenzie’s Lawmug.