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first co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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culture-in-law

when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown
white boy 1: yeah I’m African

white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam
by thegrbgreceptacle October 9, 2018
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Marshall Law

When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.
Dude, things are getting serious in Thailand. They just declared Marshall Law.
by LawAnalystFrostedTips July 25, 2025
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law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
by zettaishojo April 4, 2014
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great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-grandchild's wife.
My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.
Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?
by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020
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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018
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