Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros.

Someone who worships a female and gains nothing from it.

Example: Josh says- ‘man Jay is learning a whole new language for Tay, he is such a simp.’

by PureScarlet June 28, 2023

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Simp

Leaving his own bucks trip early because his fiance made him

WTF linh, are you seriously gonna simp on miw and leave us hanging?

by Phubu June 28, 2023

simp

Some person (usually a guy) who donates a shitload of money to a female streamer (usually twitch) just to say their name and acknowledge their existence. like WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SO MUCH MONEY.

Person 1: * donates 3k to poki
Person 2: SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

simp

super intelligent minecraft player

as asghvj was siting next to a girl
your mom:bro i think your a super intelligent minecraft player

asghvj:no i'm not
then he resizes it means simp

asghvj: is there any family you want to say good bye to

by created1234 February 24, 2023

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023