Piss in my cooler

A slang expression in English that means “kiss my ass”. Legend has it that it was first invented by Party Marty from Brandon FL while in New York City trying to understand the Spanish phrase Besa me cula.

He tried to talk me down on the price but I said “piss in my cooler”.

by AebyBaby November 8, 2022

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Piss

u pee in the toilet dumbass

I piss in the toilet bitch

by Ghostyvi January 17, 2022

piss

what you say when you don't know what to say in a non-awkward conversation to make it awkward

"how's your mom doing?"

"she's terrible, she has cancer in her brain"

"piss"

by scilar March 30, 2021

Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015

Kenzie Pissed

When you get pissed beyond the point of no return and you have to be fireman carried to your mates bedroom by your mates sisters boyfriend

Tonight we’re not gonna get pissed we’re gonna get kenzie pissed

by Shireoak10 February 16, 2020