seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

penis wrinkle

them bitches who fuck up my flow

fuck them penis wrinkles

by Big Daddy Duncan October 22, 2003

Doggy Penis

An uncircumcised dick, or a dick that needs cleaned and has a lot of STD's.

Slutty chick: OMG, that guy has a doggy penis!
Slutty chick 2: Ew...

by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010

Sneaky Penis

A genetic condition that takes place deep inside the tissue structure of the penis. The brain sends false signals to the penis tissue causing the penis to rapidly switch between being erect and soft. In more serious situations it causese the penis to move and jump around so fast it cannot be touched or controlled.

Sometimes referred to as Super Sneaky Disorder. (SSD)

I was going down on Keith to suck his dick but I couldn't put it in my mouth. He had the most Sneaky Penis I've ever seen.

by JimiJustice April 14, 2009

trench penis

Similar to trench foot, trench penis is a medical condition caused by prolonged exposure of the penis to damp, unsanitary and cold conditions.

When Eric got chilbane in his foot, his unsanitary living conditions eventually lead to him getting trench penis.

by kneesars July 18, 2009

penis plunger

this is when a man apply's a sucktion cup on the tip of his penis.and use's it to plunge the shit out of a women or mans ass.

damn i couldnt get the shit out of Jims ass last night.because my penis plunger is to small.

by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009

woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009