Dog water

A person who is bad at a game and loses

Friend: COVER ME! COVER ME! Ah shit I died You got it man He's one shot.
Me: Okay, I'll try to kill him *shoots on the leg* *doesn't dies* *gets hit on the leg and dies*
Friend: BRO HE WAS ONE SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME YOU SUCH A DOG WATER

by Discord#1212 June 16, 2022

Water

Its purified pee

"what is water?"

by Saikisc00ch December 1, 2020

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014

Water

Natural liquid that i recommend you should be drinking right now.

God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.

by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025