Going up stream

When a individual inserts their fist into a mans penis.

I was going up stream last night when he pissed all over my face.

by EA-Borts February 22, 2020

Go Live Watermelon

When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.

This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.

Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence

by DudeWheresMyWatermelon April 15, 2019

Go Into The Forest Or Else

A form of hazing used by cliques in the tiny state of Massachusetts.It involved the person being initiated being led to the middle of a gross,tick infested deciduous forest,and the members of the group telling the person to go far into the forest.After a while,the person will get lost,and recieve a text for the way back.If they can make it through with no issues,congrats! you made it.

also used by popular middle school girls to peer pressure other girls into being like them.

T.T.U.Y. President:for your final initiation task,you must Go Into The Forest Or Else.
Initiate:O-oka-y.
~the initiate walks into the forest for about an hour or so,and then recieves a text to come back.~
T.T.U.Y President:You made it back to us alive!you made it!
Initiate:YAY!

by Doing Ur Dad July 10, 2011

Going Mach Jesus

Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.

For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.

Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.

“Ahhhhh! Carl! The fuck are you doing?”
“I’m going Mach Jesus!”
“You just went Mach shit yourself.”

by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks June 27, 2023

couldn't go anyway

Someone is not invited to a party, and when he knows about it, he says couldn't go anyway (OOOH such a shame, so we cancel it!), and increases his/her loserness.

- Yo, how you coming to the party?
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)

by Lorenzo_Lamas March 10, 2015

You're Going to Get It!

When you are about to get into deep trouble, you are asking for the consequences.

"The next time someone talks back to me, you're going to get it!"

by J.T. Chestnut October 9, 2019

going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

by Insidivs February 2, 2010