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Douche

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing
Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!
by Liltigz October 20, 2021
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douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
by FunkyVs December 26, 2013
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Deca-douche

Adj. Used to describe someone that is 10x a regular douche.
Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca-douche!”
by BusnMom April 16, 2024
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Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag
"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"
by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010
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