Baby Keeper

The host of the sperm receiver "baby keeper."

I blew my load in the girls mouth for baby keeping sake!

She's my baby keeper queen.

by Jessamatic February 6, 2022

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of

Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.

by dust mite October 3, 2021

vermin baby

A vermin baby is a small and flabby creature that you love. He or she is very furry and annoying but you cuddle them to death anyway.

Pippin is a Boston terrier and he is my vermin baby.

by carl from school October 6, 2021

baby chonk

Adorable little shit who pisses on your lavender curtains

Baby chonk
Yes.

by BiggestNuttest October 11, 2021

baby voice

the way you talk to a newborn child or pet. I don't know why.

Jack: "Come here, kitty kitty kitty!"
Aaron: "Quit using your baby voice and grow up."

by definitely not a normie July 15, 2021

Revenge baby

When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.

Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."

Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."

by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021