by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025
Get the Teddy Bear mug.A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.
"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."
"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."
"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."
Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."
"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."
Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025
Get the A Bear mug.by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025
Get the Snow Bear mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles" mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". mug.A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!
Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN
by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025
Get the Builder Bear mug.Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”
Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”
Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”
by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025
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