MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

nothing headphones (1)

One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.

the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 29, 2025

1 or 2

1 or 2 is code for smash or pass
1(smash) or 2 (pass)

Ex:
"See that guy in the red shirt?"
"Yeah"
"1 or 2?"
"Hmmmm 1"
"Ok so boom"

by moobosko August 31, 2025

<img src=1 onerror="alert('meow')">

<img src=1 onerror="alert('meow')">

<img src=1 onerror="alert('meow')">

by starsssintheskyyy September 2, 2025

Tiv 1

A FORD RANGER THAT WAS DECKED OUT WITH 8K LBS OF ARMOR AND CLAWS TO STABALIZE IN A TORNADO

My tiv 1 got lifted by the ef5 in hazelton

by Jaxonc31 September 3, 2025

1 million dollars

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...

Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025