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Alex

Alex is a hot sexy person that i want to fuck

-Markus
by _Marliiiiiiiiiiiii February 2, 2022
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Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).
by tobefree August 13, 2024
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alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR
wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe
by professor asshat February 23, 2020
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Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
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Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids
Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids
by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024
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alex vass

A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.
by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022
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Alex

The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie
Shut up alex
by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023
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