Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉

her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter

by pre nutt August 28, 2019

Penis butter

Butter you make from penis milk

i spread penis butter on my toast this morning

by starymars June 17, 2020

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018