Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

just doing me

A phrase used to replace "just being myself", often used when you're done with other people, and are focusing on yourself instead.

"I'm sick of people getting so freaked out about me jackin' it in the waiting rooms of car dealerships. You know, I'm just doing me" (wink wink double meaning wink)

by IfYou'reReadingThisThenDasCool September 3, 2016

deflate me daddy

Sitting on someone until they are completely flat and therefore deflated

Him: what do you want me to do?
Her: deflate me daddy

by justmandyisfine October 2, 2015

Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

I Got it on me

I got the cannon on me.
(Gun, cannon, ratchet, tool, strap, pistol)

If that fool act up tonight I got it on me. Ima blast that fool.

by The guy that got it on him. May 24, 2022

let me spin

You say this when you really want to particpate in an activity but you are not getting the opportunity

C.J. wasnt playing so he said to the coach, "let me spin coach"

by false one December 20, 2008

Left me on blue

When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back

Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue

by Shapeshifter/guardians 1111 April 29, 2020