Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 14, 2022

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Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback

"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"

by IDFKALWAU June 01, 2020

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dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard October 28, 2015

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Pissed On

The opposite of pissed off. A general good mood

Wow I quite pissed on right now

by Thø January 13, 2021

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piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 05, 2022

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