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Douche

Emma's boyfriend
Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche
by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
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douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
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Revved up douche

Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.

To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"

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"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
by KillerNugget April 5, 2024
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transitional douche

A man that easily flows from one woman to the other without hesitation
Greg and Trevor are just transitional douche with no conscience
by Gfndog May 7, 2015
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Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?
by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010
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douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)
That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash
by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation December 18, 2015
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douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
by adamsgone May 8, 2011
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