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Not to be confused with 

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about
Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it
Not to be confused with by AdeemI December 28, 2023

I love your confidence

I gyal/ man who rell ugly but does rell post up themselves.
Responding to Meesh Story : I love your confidence.
I love your confidence by MHhater February 11, 2024

The Whitebearded Confessors 

The worst band ever, they fell off since Greenscape. All they do is combine low quality recordings with samples from GarageBand, such cheap production that this band might as well be an elaborate practical joke started with two people over a filipino beer song...

The name origin is even more trash... White Bearded CONFESSORS???? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS WHILE MAKING THAT TITLE???? THE CORRELATION BETWEEN A CHARACTER FROM ONE PIECE AND A FREAKING SONG NAME IS NON EXISTENT!!! THEREFORE, THIS BAND IS TRASH!!!! I COULD WRITE A 30 PAGE UNIVERSITY-LEVEL ESSAY ON HOW THIS BAND IS A THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!!
actually The Whitebearded Confessors are pretty good

Post-Nut Confusion 

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
Post-Nut Confusion by skkkys March 22, 2024

big boy press conference 

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.
There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

Every accusation is a confession

"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."
Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."