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Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA
Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).
by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024
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All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024
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Your Lie in April

Weeb A: Do you have an idea for April Fools' prank?
Weeb B: Oh, we don't say that here. We call it "Your Lie in April"
Weeb A: *war flashbacks*
by lumpurlapindo March 13, 2025
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Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.
No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April
by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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On the month of April we celebrate the return of an very Awesomeness old school anime known as shaman king with a amazing story, characters, music, and so much more.
National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

Awesomeness shaman king fans who grow up with shaman king just like me and newer fans who not only watched shaman king but also enjoy ever moment of it as well.
by Yolanda kikou Queen of Brolys February 26, 2021
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i just got a notification saying "You have a card request available!"
by ToIM F5 December 14, 2025
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