loam nut

1. a weasely, neurotic pseudo-castrati who pokes at people from afar with in-jokes that are so far in they're fighting to make it past the O-RING.
2. a hunk of dirt, nut-shaped

Blinker is a muthafuckin' LOAM NUT, YO.

by TemporalFlux April 07, 2003

wing nut

flying cum

i shot wing nut in her face

by your mom November 12, 2003

nut flush

Oral sex performed on a male.

I got a nut flush from the girl over there.

by Coldceller January 20, 2005

duck's nuts

The opposite of blue ball (see blue ball)

Man, Timmy's the duck's nuts when it comes to screwin' bitches.

by IDunno March 10, 2004

Nut Job

When the female firmly grasps the male's testicles and gently rubs upon them at a nice and easygoing pace

Hey bitch, give me a nut job. ;^)))))))

by William0310 December 03, 2014

deez nuts

1 someones definition of testicals
2 these goods
3 to teach some one a lesson

1 you aint have deez nuts
2 you wish you had deez nuts
3 a b c deez nuts

by gimpalicous May 07, 2003

twinkle nuts

the next level of the saying numbnuts.... why should they be numb when they can twinkle.

"how was I suppost to know that twinkle nuts over here didnt know what the hell he was doing?"

by frank valente January 06, 2007