simp

a man that lets a woman dominate him, he puts himself under her service to try and get some puss puss.

no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.

EXAMPLE OF A SIMP:

SIMP: m'lady, could i hand you my jacket?

KAREN: sure...

THE BOIS: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by CHEEZEY SAUCE April 23, 2020

Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 6, 2020

Simp

Colter Fuss
Keegan Schultz

Them damn simps

by coltersafag October 29, 2020

SIMP

Covid Boy AKA HP like the sauce AKA Henry Pritchard

Pitchy is a clapped simp

by BonzoR11 February 17, 2022

Simp

Simp is a name for simon. simon the simp is someone who does anything for someone

Simons a simp

by Infernoblaze March 31, 2021

Simp

basically ned

Ned isa simp

by shagaire February 12, 2020